teacher

You are currently browsing articles tagged teacher.

Teacher retirement poem/joke?

August 27, 2010 in Retirement Verse | 2 comments

Question by Adam: Teacher retirement poem/joke?
Hi My teacher is leaving tomorrow and I really need a really funny retirement joke! As funny as possible! As fast as possible please!
Thanks
Adam

Best answer:

Answer by WINGNUT
The following two quotes are by Bill Cosby. You might be able to make a couple of little changes in using them to give him some advice for the future

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

When you become senile, you won’t know it.

Add your own answer in the comments!

Related Blogs

Tags: , ,

Does anyone know or where to find a retirement poem for a teacher.?

August 14, 2010 in Retirement Verse | No comments

Question by rock126: Does anyone know or where to find a retirement poem for a teacher.?
This teacher has been teaching elementary for 30 years and is retiring. Need help looking for a nice poem for her plaque.

Best answer:

Answer by L’S .xO
Now That You’re Retiring

Now that you’re retiring
We can tell you how we feel;
Our heartfelt admiration
Is deeply felt and real.

You’ve been a great role model
For teachers and each kid;
You showed us how to be
In everything you did.

We’ll miss your fine example;
We’ll miss the things you gave;
Our pleasant memories of you
We’ll recall and carefully save.

We wish for your retirement
The best of all your days;
May you discover sweet fulfillment
In new and rewarding ways.

Sonnet For An Unforgettable Teacher

(Teacher’s name),
When I began your class I think I knew
The kind of challenges you’d make me face.
You gave me motivation to pursue
The best, and to reject the commonplace.

Your thinking really opened up my mind.
With wisdom, style and grace, you made me see,
That what I’d choose to seek, I’d surely find;
You shook me out of my complacency.

I thank you now for everything you’ve done;
What you have taught me I will not outgrow.
Your kind attention touched my mind and heart;
In many ways that you will never know.

I will remember you my whole life through;
I wish that all my teachers were like you.

I hope these help!

What do you think? Answer below!

Related Blogs

Tags: , , , , ,

Give me ideas for a teacher retirement dinner—songs, other activites,program format?

July 30, 2010 in Retirement Verse | 2 comments

Question by Bren: Give me ideas for a teacher retirement dinner—songs, other activites,program format?
This dinner is planned for my sister. She taught elementary school for 28 years. I want to have a program along with the dinner. I want ideas for program formats, ideas for songs, retirement poems for teachers, humorous poems, etc.

Best answer:

Answer by TheTeacher
I found this “candy bar” poem on a website several months back and thought it was cute. Here it is:

Write on poster board and glue on candy.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE RETIRED, YOUR (PAYDAY) IS NO LONGER (100 GRAND).

YOU CAN’T GO SHOPPING ON (5TH AVENUE).
DO YOUR BONES (KRACKLE) & (KRUNCH)?

IS YOUR HAIR TURNING (ALPINE)WHITE?

IS YOUR FIGURE GETTING (CHUNKY)?

ARE YOUR (WATCHAMACALITS) STARTING TO SAG?
ARE YOU BEGINNING TO HEAR TO MANY (SNICKERS)?
DON’T DESPAIR!

JUST HAVE AN (EXTRA) SPECIAL (CAREFREE) RETIREMENT
AND (MOUNDS) OF FUN.

(BARNONE) YOU ARE STILL LOOKING GOOD.

(NOW AND LATER) THINK ABOUT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.

(HUGS) AND (KISSES)!

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

Related Blogs

Tags: , , , , , ,

I need retirement poems for my lal teacher!?

July 23, 2010 in Retirement Verse | 1 comment

Question by cocoa: I need retirement poems for my lal teacher!?
My lal teacher is retiring and I am making a card for her. I wan tto put poems about school and retirement on it. Any ideas?

Best answer:

Answer by bigdaddy
(Teacher’s Name) you were a good teacher, I learned so much from you.

But now you are retiring and you won’t have much to do.

I hope that you fill all your free time with happiness and glee.

Hope no one give you CRAP to do like you always gave to me.

Love, xxxxxx

What do you think? Answer below!

Related Blogs

Tags: , , ,

Newer entries »