Question by Adam: Teacher retirement poem/joke?
Hi My teacher is leaving tomorrow and I really need a really funny retirement joke! As funny as possible! As fast as possible please!
Thanks
Adam
Best answer:
Answer by WINGNUT
The following two quotes are by Bill Cosby. You might be able to make a couple of little changes in using them to give him some advice for the future
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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