Question by Adam: Teacher retirement poem/joke?
Hi My teacher is leaving tomorrow and I really need a really funny retirement joke! As funny as possible! As fast as possible please!
Thanks
Adam
Best answer:
Answer by WINGNUT
The following two quotes are by Bill Cosby. You might be able to make a couple of little changes in using them to give him some advice for the future
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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“Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.” Unknown
“Old teacher’s never die. They live in your memory forever.” Unknown
“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” Abe Lemons
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A Teacher Retirement Poem by Richard Armour
Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
— Richard ArmourAbsence of occupation is not rest.
A mind quite vacant is a mind distress’d.
— William CowperA Teacher Retirement Motto
I Used to Teach — Now I Have No Class.
— Author UnknownRetirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live for. I believe that I now have both.
— Unknown wise personAfter retirement, I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
— John BurroughMy important work is done here. Why hang around when there is so much more to do in retirement?
— Unknown wise person
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