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Poem About a Dog by Peter Menkin

Friday, August 11, 2006


My friend’s Guide Dog is retiring: a poem-like statement called “Poem about a Dog”…

Jan has a Guide Dog that is now 11-1/2 years old; time for retirement for Christmas, the dog. This is a poem about the Guide Dog, but more a poem-like statement. I am sure there are better poem type poems, though I think you as a reader of this blog will enjoy this one.

Jan gets a new dog this weekend, a young one about 22 months. Guide Dogs for the Blind is located on their campus in San Rafael, California. That is North of San Francisco across the Golden Gate Bridge. To get a dog, one must apply, successfully go through their training, which is three weeks on campus. This training includes, sleep, eat, train, get used to knowing the new dog. One lives on campus for the training period. This time is the beginning of a human and animal bond.

I think this poem acceptable for a young girl or boy.


Poem about a dog…

by Peter Menkin

There seems to be no way

to describe “Christmas”the dog

without taking a child’s wonder

at this blind woman’s friend.

With her, “Christmas” the Labrador,

Jan can go many places

bravely.The two clip along at three miles

an hour. That is good walking speed.

What a wonderful help this friendly,

kind dog has been

these eleven years. We give

thanks for her service

and companionship. Good

dog “Christmas.”

She is loved by Jan, her mistress,

for she is a help and a companion;

good at crossing streets, and walking stairs.

Some animals are special to mankind,

and this is a special dog and friend

for many years.

Soon “Christmas” will retire,

to Carol’s house, where she is loved.

Guide Dogs for the Blind

will lead Jan to another canine friend.

What a loss for “Christmas” to go,

but a new friend to come.

 

Audio reading of poem by poet is here:

http://www.archive.org/details/PoemAboutADogByPeterMenkin

 

Peter Menkin, an aspiring poet, lives in Mill Valley, CA USA (north of San Francisco).


My blog:

http://www.petermenkin.blogspot.com

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Retirement in Puerto Vallarta–ready to Live in Luxury?

After a lifetime of hard work, isn’t it about time that you enjoy the fruit of your labor? By now, you should be ready to start living large, living like a king, living the life of Riley, or just plain living in luxury!

James Whitcomb Riley’s poems depicted the comforts of a prosperous home life, while those using the term “living large” are referring to living with an extravagant or self indulgent lifestyle; able to pay for and enjoy a very wealthy lifestyle or as they say south of the border, able to enjoy the sweet life, “la dolce vida”. If you are now ready to live in luxury, you’ve got only one small hurdle to jump; that is affordability! Herein lies the solution to your problem.

First, you pack your personal items and your dog into the SUV and you drive to Mexico. As long as your car remains in Mexico, you’ll never need to renew your license plates nor will you ever again pay any taxes on it. As soon as you’ve crossed the border and get on one of the super modern toll roads, you aim directly for the Mexican Riviera on the Pacific Ocean with Puerto Vallarta being your destination.

When you arrive in Vallarta, where the average daily temperature is 73*F with virtually no chance of rain from November through May, you’ll find your dream at an affordable price. As an example, a beautiful condominium with a “million dollar view”, which would cost ,000,000 in the States, will cost 0,000 in Vallarta. With the mortgage financing that is now available in Mexico, you can purchase this condo for as little as 30% down or slightly over 0,000. Next, let’s consider property taxes on the million dollar condo that you paid 0,000 for. Annual property taxes in Vallarta are .12% of purchase price or about 0 per year for your condo.

Now that you’ve moved into your luxurious condo, you’ll need a maid to keep it tidy and perhaps prepare your meals. Remember, kings don’t clean their own castles and seldom cook their own meals! A neat, honest, and loyal maid will cost you about per day. If you’d rather prepare some of your own meals, you can share your maid with the neighbor, so that each of you pay per half day for cleaning and tidying up. For about 0 per month and without lifting a hand, your condo will always look like a million dollars.

After you’ve settled into your beautiful and tidy condo with its panoramic view of the Banderas Bay, the Pacific Ocean, and the Sierra Madres, it’s time to venture into El Centro or downtown, where there are virtually hundreds of fine restaurants offering every type of cuisine imaginable. The cost of dining in Vallarta is about the same as in the States. You can pay as little as for a fine dinner or you can pay as much as for the same dinner in a tourist oriented restaurant with the high society ambiance. Alternatively, you might just decide to tough it out like a commoner by going to one of the many modern supermarkets where the food selection, quality, and price are comparable to the States, and buy your own groceries. All food products, including water, and of course all restaurants, are closely regulated and quality controlled.

Daytime activities such as golfing on any of the seven beautiful courses, playing tennis on any of the hundreds of courts, or enjoying world class deep sea fishing, will cost about the same as back home. To conserve cash, you might consider joining any of the hundreds of clubs, societies, organizations, or even take a class in some subject you’ve always wanted to learn. There are so many things to do that you’ll never get bored living in Paradise and you can spend as much or as little as you feel comfortable spending while still living a life of luxury.

Next, as much as we hate to think about it, let’s assume you develop a medical problem or toothache. There are two new modern hospitals in Vallarta with all of the latest in sophisticated equipment. There are a number of modern dentist offices, clinics, etc., all staffed with English speaking professionals. The main difference between these facilities, doctors, and dentists, and those in the States is price. You can assume that medical care will be about one half to one third of that back home.

If you need mechanical work done on your car, painting or maintenance work in your condo, repair of your TV or CD player, or any other kind of service work, the cost should be slightly less than you’re accustomed to paying.

In summarizing, excluding mortgage payments, a couple can live in luxury on their social security income in Vallarta. Keeping in mind that condo prices are expected to continue to appreciate at a rate of at least 10% per year, your “million dollar” condo should increase in value by ,000 per year, which when added to your social security income, should more than cover all of your living expenses and mortgage payments while living like a king in Paradise.

Jim Scherrer has owned property in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for 24 years and resided there for the past ten years. The mission of his series of 20 articles pertaining to retirement in Puerto Vallarta is to reveal the recent changes that have occurred in Vallarta while dispelling the misconceptions about living conditions in Mexico. For the full series of articles regarding travel to and retirement in Vallarta as well as pertinent Puerto Vallarta links, please visit us at www.pvreba.com

Made for My-Thank-You-Site.com ( www.my-thank-you-site.com ) . This poems is to say thank you for coming to a party such as dinner guests, birthday party, retirement, communion, baby shower, bridal shower, graduation thank you. Whatever you like.

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Question by Adam: Teacher retirement poem/joke?
Hi My teacher is leaving tomorrow and I really need a really funny retirement joke! As funny as possible! As fast as possible please!
Thanks
Adam

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Answer by WINGNUT
The following two quotes are by Bill Cosby. You might be able to make a couple of little changes in using them to give him some advice for the future

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

When you become senile, you won’t know it.

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Question by lilygray2: Can anyone translate ‘ Happy retirement’ in Gaelic/Scottish? Has Robert Burns written a poem about retirement?

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Answer by MacJedi
I don’t know any Gaelic, but the site below offers to translate english phrases into Gaelic.
As for Robert Burns, he wrote poetry in the 1700s when people didn’t retire – they just got too old to work anymore – so I don’t believe he did. However there are a few of his works such as “On Nature” or “Despondency” that might lend you a few stanzas that would work.
It sounds like fun!

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Question by René L: I need a poem for my boss who is going on retirement?
This is my boss’ last day at work and I’d like a poem for her to say farewell any ideas?

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Answer by elijahthecat
“Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.”
David O. McKay

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Question by challklette: are there any free bird watching poems, suitable for retirement party?

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Answer by bakbiter
you can use this one:

a yellow bird
with a yellow bill
landed upon
my window sill
i coaxed him in
with crumbs of bread
and then i smashed
his little head

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This short portrait of RS Thomas (1913-2000) was shown in December 1995 by Bookmark after he had been nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature for 1996 (which went to Seamus Heaney). With commentary by Griff Rhys Jones and Denis Healey, it includes Thomas reading two poems, ‘Children’s Song’ and ‘The Other’. Filmed mainly on Anglesey, where Thomas lived in his retirement, the film features his former parishes of Aberdaron on Lleyn and Manafon in mid-Wales (with some archive footage from 1963). RS Thomas’s later poetry was published by Bloodaxe in five books including COLLECTED LATER POEMS 1988-2000. His UNCOLLECTED POEMS is also forthcoming from Bloodaxe. For more information on RS Thomas, see: www.bloodaxebooks.com www.bloodaxebooks.com

Cavafy’s poem H POLIS read by ELLi LAMBETi – The City You said, “I will go to another land, I will go to another sea. Another city will be found, better than this. Every effort of mine is condemned by fate; and my heart is — like a corpse — buried. How long in this wasteland will my mind remain. Wherever I turn my eyes, wherever I may look I see the black ruins of my life here, where I spent so many years, and ruined and wasted.” New lands you will not find, you will not find other seas. The city will follow you. You will roam the same streets. And you will age in the same neighborhoods; in these same houses you will grow gray. Always you will arrive in this city. To another land — do not hope — there is no ship for you, there is no road. As you have ruined your life here in this little corner, you have destroyed it in the whole world. Constantine P. Cavafy (1910) Konstantinos Petrou Kavafis (1863-1933) is one of the better known Greek poets of the 20th century. Born of Greek parents in Alexandria, Egypt, in 1863, he was their ninth and last child. His only known formal education was a brief enrollment in the Hermis Lyceum, a commercial school in Alexandria. Appointed clerk in the Ministry of Public Works in Alexandria in 1892, he held this position until his retirement in 1922. He died in Alexandria in 1933. Almost all of Kavafis’ work was in Greek; yet, his poetry remained unrecognized in Greece until after the publication of his first anthology in 1935. He is known


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Question by fudge: Funny retirement quotes/poems please?

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Answer by rae
Goodbye to work, you’re on a high – it’s the best day of your life!
You gladly hand the reins over – goodbye to toil and strife.
When morning comes, you lie in bed and you look up at the ceiling -
There’s no-one here to harrass you – I know just how you’re feeling.

The sun shines through the window, you hear the clatter of some feet -
It’s people who are off to work, you can hear them in the street.
Within you comes a warming glow – your new life just is starting.
There’s cards from many work-friends who were sad at your departing.

But you must arise, get dressed and out – there’s no time left to lose.
Make the most of it, the day is yours – just do exactly as you choose.
Just why should you feel guilty on the best day of your life?
“Because I said a cheerio to my poor, still working wife”.

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff

Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working, then tired of not.
Richard Armour

O, blest retirement! Friend to life’s decline -
How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these,
A youth of labor with an age of ease!
Goldsmith

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